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Single people, people living in rooming houses or assisted living facilities, college students living in dorms, people living on social services, all of these groups could benefit from single serve pasta sauce. They might not have access to a fridge to store opened larger jars. This could apply to a wide variety of food that is sold in jars. Please do not price gouge.
The range I can sing in is vast, and at the very least I can harmonize well. I used to play the bass, I don't think it would take much to relearn how to play the bass, or learn how to play the drums to be honest.
Themed live performances are always fun, but obviously to match the theme of the event. Yes, the idea has been done before. But this would also include comedy routines, 'podcast' type banter, and other types of entertainment options.
The jelly that is found in canned cat food, my cat goes NUTS for, always eating that first. Treat size portions, or food topper portions of this would be amazing. Would definitely increase water consumption, and you can add in extra vitamins, minerals, and oils for maintenance of excellent health.
A new resort for fart enthusiasts. Fart-chitecture really allows butt-blasts to reign supreme. There will be an audio clip from Gilbert Gottfried that you can play when you enter the resort that says something like "Shitting in the plants is expected and mandatory. We will serve you so much fiber you won't make it to the toilet, honey, of which there are a surprising amount."
Name of on-site restaurant:
"Hard'Fart-Em Cafe"
Can we sell THC infused edibles to resort visitors, as long as they stay on-site?
A coffee shop run by nerds, also sells baked goods.
Possibility to also sell THC infused edibles, but laws would have to be looked at.
Hey Tesla, this could be interesting, especially for THC sales and consumption. Since you can't have it in the system, why not have drivers in self-driving cars who are employed by the shop (but don't actually have to drive, but must have a license) to shuttle customers to and from homes or HOTELS!!.
A food truck or restaurant (or both) serves the BEST German food you ever had, plus the best small-batch beers the world has to offer.
The slogan: (LMAO)
BECAUSE THEY Bringen die Frau mit der Schnaps und Bier NOT Ich bin der Kraut mit der großen Schnitzel!!
*laughs in German*
A podcast about all the retarded things that exes, spouses, etc, get themselves involved with.
There are some GREAT stories out there just waiting to be told.
The Conjuring, with Insidious, starring Children of the Corn
The movie is a mash-up idea of all three of those movies combined. I am not sure how it would work, haven't put much thought into it. But this is how I come up with a lot of funny ideas. This one, however, is not that funny.
A fart that twirls you into a tornado and slams you into a singularity.
The secret move of Jimmy or Bimmy (I forget which one).
A Star Wars inspired movie about Ewoks and some fighting, farting, burping idiots who save the universe without even really knowing it. The street fighters Jimmy and Bimmy are there, and someone called 'The Rippler'. Oh yea, Aquaman makes an appearance, as well as his retarded brother 'Duh'quaman.
It is a good one.
The idea that this point in history even knew better, when we all know it was one of the most garbitch time periods.
Well... there were worse time periods.
I'm going to take my fancy fucking drumstick, that is actually a light saber and....
*gets violently dragged away by military police for having weapons of unknown origins*
*returns a few years later*
Jenn?
Uh oh.....
But also 'Oh yea, hey whats up Ras, did you find the keys to TaTinka?'
An app that gives users an audible warning in their headset to potential hazards while outdoors and listening to music. It will give the user an audible warning (a beep or chime, or sound of user's choice) in a way that will alert the user to the direction to pay attention to.
Totally free, should be compatible with all vehicles and all mobile devices.
A resort that caters to single people, where the guests are allowed to schedule breakfast/lunch/dinner/drink dates with other patrons.
Like a meeting service, basically it is all self-serve (no matchmaker is involved). This isn't mandatory at a resort that caters to single people, but would allow more cautious individuals to get out and travel, and maybe meet someone if they want to.
Super soft, absorbent terry cloth seat covers for all type of vehicle. Perfect for people who go to the beach often, or frequent the pool.
Can also be used on gaming chairs to protect the fabric, and also maybe to sell to crazy fans.
This idea holds MANY ideas.
For example, a messed up Easter card:
*front of card*
Everything is on fire, I will use my body as a door blockade when it comes to that, stopping any bitch from entering these sacred grounds. Then, mysteriously, Spiderman comes through the window and takes all the data. HAPPY EASTER!! (it is a weird version of the Easter story, a weird digital Holy War). Shimmering, so it looks like it is in flames.
When you open the card, after 10-15 seconds Cartman from South Park reads the last few lines. It will come with a prepaid envelope so you can send it back to your asshole friend who probably lives in hell, which explains the fucked up card.
I have lots of card ideas like this, most of them make very little sense but have useful inclusions, like chicken noodle soup and microwave safe bowls for the trauma they cause.
*Brought to you by Trauma Time Friends*
Basically, send some dudes/ladies in whacked out costumes to live dance some stupid meme, personalized of course. Comes with explanatory card, which includes dance steps and a link to a video where you can teach yourself the dance (not for a fee, this is a gift, the sender pays those extra fees when necessary, this company is ass) lol ('when necessary', because not all receivers will want to learn the dance, and might save you some cash. Or...HAH! Sorry, read the contract.)
I have sooooo many joke/weird ideas for the company 'Trauma Time Friends' (that might be trauma inducing, but my weird online friends and I.... we get it going, but for a FEE, we do not like to do it FREE).
Allow users to use their own audio for reels on Instagram and other social media platforms. Microphones exist on cellphones, it would be a very easy option to program in.
Ever wanted to have sex with something you know is not safe? Well now you can, just place your order and we will hand-make a safe 'life-like' item for you to put where the voices tell you to.
No joke, these things might be cursed.
Also, we have a decursing service you might find useful.
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